Sunday 6 November 2011

Oral sex - yep there's more!

No I haven’t gone crazy and written another blog already! (Sorry it is a work in progress though) In the meantime I have posted below a couple of responses which I received as a result of my last blog on oral sex. I was surprised to see that people liked to talk about it! They’re really are no taboos in this day and age and I am chuffed to be able to post their views in a guest blog below.  I have to say I learnt a thing of two that I can’t wait to try out for myself! Lol!

Enjoy! J xx


The Male perspective

So according to this survey blokes rate BJs as the best thing - the thing they most want.  I wasn’t very surprised at this, the main reason being that I also think they are awesome!  You see sex (even with the same person) can be naff, ok, great or mind blowing, but 99% of the time a BJ is always pretty damn good.  Maybe us fellas are just easy to please in that department (unlike some women I’ve known!), maybe its the sensation, maybe its the sense of someone focusing on giving you a good time, being your "sex servant" so to speak (I don’t mean in a degrading way) - I have known women who wanted me down on them till the sun came up, so I’m pretty sure that goes both ways. On that subject girls - yes a lot of us do like to go down on you, and no you don’t smell as much as you think, and after the juices are flowing not at all. And fellas - yes you do smell, she's just polite enough not to say, so make sure you are clean and fresh, but avoid a lot of soap just prior, its not tasty stuff (apparently!).

Technique-wise, really its a personal thing, so I cant comment on what other guys want.  Personally its pretty simple: no teeth and don’t blow! its not called a BJ coz you blow!

As for the range of possibilities created by BJs, you can have them just about anywhere – I’ve had them while driving (DONT come, you WILL crash!); in a swimming pool; in many various woodlands; at workplaces; in a hot shower (I nearly fainted after that one, all the arteries in my body expanded & I sprawled on top of her - mind blowing lol!); and once when away in a B&B on my birthday I was woken in the middle of the night by soft lips down below. There is no better way to wake up!

I feel I have to point out that I’m not the kind of guy to put the footie on, grab a beer and demand a BJ while I watch it (do these guys really exist?), and through it all I have never once had to ask for a BJ, but I happen to enjoy pleasuring my woman a great deal, so it was never a one-way street.

As for shooting your load, for Pete's sake talk to her - she might not want a mouthful of your salty slime, no matter how much an honour you may feel it is for her. She might prefer you splatter over her breasts etc. I spoke to a friend that thought that a BJ HAD to end  with coming in the mouth, and as a result she hated to give  them - why? sex of all kinds is up to the people involved, there are no rules. If you dont want it say so  nicely. And if he insists, kiss him passionately afterwards and dump the lot in his mouth with a grin!  Theres other ways to put him off, like ripping your bra off and telling him how you want it all over you... err but before I get over excited and start writing a porn story Ill quit cause you girls are far more imaginative at manipulating us simple fellas than I could ever be.

I think I'll avoid agreeing to write more for Nosh's blog... this is a little to close to the bone! (ugh... pun not intended)


The female perspective..

I reckon 65-80% of women don’t actually like giving blow jobs, I can break this down into three reasons.

Firstly is “The end result” Simple really? Yes we ask the bloke to warn us before he unloads or tell us to stop before it gets that far – moving to a new position/quest etc, but most men just aren’t focussed about what we want, only release! Once you have been with the same fella for a while and he realises that unless he does what you ask, he don’t get one, then usually everything works out great.

Secondly – Fellas don’t grab the back of our heads and force your dick out the same way. You don’t have to see if your tonsils can hit your helmet or see if she can really take all of you in her mouth. We are quite capable of getting you all in there (or most of you) all by ourselves, plus we don’t want to choke!

Lastly a blowjob doesn’t have to be after a game of football or a squash match. Wash first or let us wash you and then you can get your blowjob straight after, plus you get to enjoy the running water tickling and arousing you first, not to mention the soap massage. If you haven’t been sweating all day, then you obviously don’t have to wash first, this is assuming that you had a shower/bath that morning. Personally I wouldn’t let someone down on me unless I was clean and I expect the same in return.

Now on to the best bits, the percentage of women who do actually love giving blowjobs don’t care where it is. I’ve done it at home, at a cinema, a train station, several car parks including a police car park! He he! On a bus, beside a lake, whilst fishing – ok enough, wherever it is let her tease you first, small kisses all around your sensitive most sensitive places. Small licks just at your helmet on the underside (I happen to know this drives you men wild!).

Then when we do take you in our mouths, we’ll start off slow and yes we love to caress you at the same time so be patient – hold on!

We can always pause for you to catch a breath, then when we’re ready and you think you can’t handle any more we’ll take you in our mouth and get you to the point where you can tell us to stop and we can always jump on board and finish off!

Giving and receiving of oral sex should be pleasurable for both of you. The more the bloke groans and enjoys it, guess what – the wetter we get. We know that we are going to get you at your biggest and hardest. Woohoo!

Okay enough from me, I’m off to get lunch, I think I fancy a hot dog! J xx


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